When I tell you what I was doing as I received this message...

 ... you might not believe it.

There are so many options.

Was I watching my favorite television program?

Was I playing a video game? 

Was I lying in the hammock eating bon-bons?

Was I taking an overly-long break in the restroom and needed to be shaken out of my quiet reverie?

 

It might look like I'd been drinking, honestly.

But, no. 

I WAS PUTTING EVERYTHING AWAY FROM HAVING JUST MOWED THE LAWN.

This is why moms go crazy, you guys. 

This. Is. Why.

PS. My kid knows punctuation and usually uses it in texts, but in Among Us, you can't use apostrophes, so "he's" defaults to "hes" and that's what his iPad does now.